Sardar Jokes (( Please don't pass this on to any sardar one may get offended...!! ))

A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do uknow what the business was? . . . .. . . . . .. . . He opened a Saloon inPunjab!

A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeralfunction, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said"SMILEPLEASE"

Sardarji gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, and sits onthe branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Sardarji: "I'vebeenpromotedas branch manager."

Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a openmouth................. Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinnershould be light"

One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U knowWhy? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What willcome first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will comefirst.

Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This PacketSardar: -Why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....

Sardar's wish: when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who diedpeacefully in his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d bushe was driving..

A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not inthe morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. The Chinese friend justsays "CHIN YU YAN" and dies. Sardarji goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friendslast words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON the OXGN TUBE!"

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. Hiswife asked what you are doing. He said-I am seeing how I look whilesleeping.

Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guesswhat...---To avoid side effect!!!

Man: Sardarji where were u born?
Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab".

IN COURT during a case: Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke..... Sardar: yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. abkehte hogita pe haath rakho.....

Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing me. I don't know howshe got my no, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says "pleaserecharge your card"

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